I’m too pregnant for this party…

No way I’m disco dancing!! Well, the due date rapidly approaches. Will Otter indeed be an April Fool’s day baby? Will he spend his life loving or hating the oddness of his date of birth if he is? Will my stomach ever recover from his amazing growth?

He is Goliath! He is a big baby! However, I am going to be huge when I go into labor, so all is well. I can birth a giant child, I am a strong, well built, scandinavian lawyer! Nothing can stop me!! Monkey wasn’t small and I survived, now it’s time to birth her brother!

BTW, I will not be posting about the birth immediately after or during, but I will try and leave a voice mail message indicating that I am in labor. If you need to hear details before we contact you, you can call my mother, she is first on the call list, so y’all have my permission to call her to check on me. (Love ya Mom!!)

5 thoughts on “I’m too pregnant for this party…”

  1. mmm.mmm.mmm….. just what I always wanted… castor oil.

    I am not yet quite mad with pregnancy enough to induce a massive bowel explosion to induce labor. Ick.

    However, maybe in a week….

  2. Come ON already, Oliver! I can’t keep reading the “he’s not here yet” posts!

    Time for something new. Maybe a video of leviathan baby action?

    I’d say hang in there, but that’s not what we want. Pogo stick time!

  3. The baby leviathan action is subtle and would be hard to show on film, but I will try my best!

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