I shouldn’t criticize what I don’t understand…

Well, except for the following answer by Miss Teen South Carolina, I feel fairly comfortable criticizing this, and I don’t understand it at all. Then again, who could?

We are back in the Garden State, back in our home, and back to our regularly scheduled programming. More blogging on the events of the last month later, until then, please enjoy the above glimpse into the nervous ramblings of a beauty contestant.