Ahoy! ‘n Happy National Natterin’ like a Pirate Day!

I find this holiday t’ be one o’ th’ silliest in existence, which makes it by far one o’ th’ best.
So, may ye ‘ave th’ chance t’ drink, be merry, ‘n make someone who annoys ye walk th’ plank!

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Happily, Otter nodded off better last night, so I snored meself some too. Thank ye all fer yer suggestions. I shall ‘ave t’ ponder th’ various options ‘n choose wha’ seems right fer us. He be teethin’ right now so me hopes ’tis a situational thin’, nah a habitual thin’.

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On a funny note, Tailed imp (Monkey) ‘n I played school today. Th’ name she choose for teacher wa’ Miss Triss. Tee hee…. I had a really hard time keepin’ a straight face whilst we played. “Miss Triss? May I be usin’ the outhouse?”

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Well, I be off t’ cook grub for me shipmates, a pirates work in the galley is never done!! Toss back some grog fer me!!

I will never sleep again…

For some unknown reason, my son has been waking up about 4 a.m. and nursing the rest of the morning. I have become a human pacifier. If he falls asleep while nursing and I pull away he instantly wakes up and demands more milk.

I feel drained (literally) and exhausted. I haven’t slept much in the last two years, but I have barely slept at all in the last two weeks.

Any suggestions? I really don’t want to give up co-sleeping yet, I have cut out almost all caffiene, and we are not ready to wean, but there has to be something we can go right?

Yawn

Right?

Reasons not to vote McCain #72…

He is a part of the target audience for the Jitterbug!!!

You know, the phones made especially for seniors who are confused and befuddled by regular cell phones! The Jitterbug has customer support that will even put your phone numbers into your contact list for you AND make your outgoing calls!!

I know, I know, I am making fun of the elderly. Bad Scylla, no soul for you!!

Look, I am comfortable making an issue of (and poking fun at) his age. It is not age-ism to worry about a presidential candidate who is old enough to die in office, during his first term, it is simply common sense. The average life expectancy for white males is 75.7 and the three top causes of death are cancer, heart diesease and stroke. McCain has had cancer four times, most recently in 2002. If his odds of surviving a full term at the White House were a bet in Vegas, I wouldn’t place my money against the house!