Winter is not my friend. It’s not even my frenemy. It’s simply a clear, crisp, diamond-studded, fluffy-flaked, season of pure hell.

It hates me.

Whatever stability I manage to achieve with my headaches and TN is immediately compromised the moment the boiling pressure systems begin to crest the horizon of the fair Mile High City and I am trapped like Rapunzel in her tower until it all passes.

Except without any singing.

Or any golden tresses.

Or any fairytale solution.

Unless, of course, you consider these to be a fairytale solution:

I kind of think they are fabulous. How did I end up with them? I am glad you asked.

So here I was in my very dark room surrounded by pets and diligently preparing for the hospital stay in a little over a week by looking up non-slip hospital socks on Amazon. Mutinous thoughts of being stuck in a hospital for an undetermined period of time were sluggishly marching through my brain when I discovered that Foot Traffic has adorable non-skid socks!

I can’t tell you why having ruby red slipper non-skid socks will help me in the hospital and I am fairly certain if I tried to you would think I need to be there for ‘other’ reasons involving my brain. However, I can tell you I am happily ordering several pairs.

Maybe I will feature them on my video blog during my stay. If I, in fact, proceed with said video blog. After all, “It’s a fabulous idea to record yourself in the hospital and put it on the internet”, said no one ever.

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Update

 ↓ Must have! ↓